Me: What's the best and quickest way to become popular?
A: To audit in American Idol Auditions.
Me: No, I mean, to become popular in terms of grand total personal assets.
A: To be the head of the Fox Department of Advertise.
Me: Don't you wanna be popular?
A: Of course, I do. I will be replacing Simon soon.
Me: So you will take care of me if I audit, right? Well, at least you won't sprank the shit out of me like Simon always does.
A: There will be other two professors with me. They replace Randy and Paula.
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